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Scene for Dummies
Hollywood Undead album
Length: 3:29
Released: 2005
Writers: Charlie Scene, Da Kurlzz,
Deuce, Funny Man, Shady Jeff
Producer: Deuce
Key: A minor
Tempo: 90 BPM

Scene for Dummies was released by Hollywood Undead sometime in 2005 on their MySpace page, but never saw an official release afterwards.

Lyrics[]

Da Kurlzz: What!? Yo, this is Da Kurlzz, bitch!
We ain't just a gang, motherfucker, but a way of life
Yo, check it, this is my boy, Tha Producer!

Tha Producer: All you fags on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at
Da Kurlzz: (What?)
Tha Producer: Scene kids, ghetto stars, come on, grab your gats
Da Kurlzz: (Whats?)
Da Kurlzz and Tha Producer: At the World in Hollywood, drinking 40's in the hood
Tila, Tila, shake that ass like you know you should

Tha Producer: All you fags on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at
Da Kurlzz: (What?)
Tha Producer: Chad Crews getting bruised, now it's time to move
Da Kurlzz: (Hot damn!)
Da Kurlzz and Tha Producer: At the World in Hollywood, drinking 40's in the hood
Tila, Tila, shake that ass like you know you should

Funny Man: Hollywood Undead, get it through your head
Tha Producer: (Funny Man)
Da Kurlzz and Funny Man: Download this song, put it in your iPod
Fuck that, put it on your homepage
You'll be the coolest kid on fucking MySpace
Funny Man: I'm at the scene club, told Jeffree Star to beat it
("What the fuck?")
‘Cause I left her a comment and saw that bitch delete it
("Fucking asshole")
And that's fucked up 'cause I sent it from my sidekick
Da Kurlzz and Funny Man: You got beef? Meet me on Franklin and Highland

Tha Producer: All you fags on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at
Da Kurlzz: (What?)
Tha Producer: Scene kids, ghetto stars, come on, grab your gats
Da Kurlzz: (Whats?)
Da Kurlzz and Tha Producer: At the World in Hollywood, drinking 40's in the hood
Tila, Tila, shake that ass like you know you should

Tha Producer: All you fags on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at
Da Kurlzz: (What?)
Tha Producer: Chad Crews getting bruised, now it's time to move
Da Kurlzz: (Hot damn!)
Da Kurlzz and Tha Producer: At the World in Hollywood, drinking 40's in the hood
Tila, Tila, shake that ass like you know you should

Charlie Scene: It's Charlie Scene, he ain't ever looking cheesy
It's Charlie Scene, it ain't easy being scene-y
If I was you, I'd hate me too
Charlie Scene, Da Kurlzz, and Tha Producer: We could take it to the parking lot like 82 and bring your crew
Charlie Scene: And I'd hate to be the one to break the news
Whoever chipped Mattie's tooth, I'll shank you too
Da Kurlzz: (Bitch!)
Charlie Scene: That night at 82, the parking lot was stacked
I grabbed my gat and got my hand stamped by Matt
I could barely walk around 'cause the dance floor was so packed
I walked to the back and lit off some black cats
("Bap! Bap! Bap!")
Deuce: (Hahaha!)
Charlie Scene: Scene kids, tired of being picked on by mean kids
And I'd hate to be obscene, kid, but have you seen my penis?
The Server: ("I have!")
Charlie Scene: I know you have 'cause that shit is bomb
My dick's got more friends than Tom
These scene clubs, I run these
I should write the book "How to Be Scene for Dummies"

Tha Producer: All you fags on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at
Da Kurlzz: (What?)
Tha Producer: Scene kids, ghetto stars, come on, grab your gats
Da Kurlzz: (Whats?)
Da Kurlzz and Tha Producer: At the World in Hollywood, drinking 40's in the hood
Tila, Tila, shake that ass like you know you should

Tha Producer: All you fags on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at
Da Kurlzz: (What?)
Tha Producer: Chad Crews getting bruised, now it's time to move
Da Kurlzz: (Hot damn!)
Da Kurlzz and Tha Producer: At the World in Hollywood, drinking 40's in the hood
Tila, Tila, shake that ass like you know you should

Tha Producer: (Aw shit, fucking shit was brutal)
Da Kurlzz: (Haha!)
Tha Producer: (I just broke that fucking bitch off)
Shady Jeff: (Let's go)

Yo, Shady Jeff at the mic
Wanna shout out to my boys in FFTL on tour
Roommate, Chad Crews, no more pills, fool!
Dave and Bridge, Pirate Dog; Evsesh, your mom misses you
Wrecking Crew girls; The Frauds; Rosie, where the fuck the treats at?
Apartment 20, Franklin and Highland, Avenue 43, Nela, fool
Da Kurlzz: (Nela, bitch!)
Shady Jeff: South Pas’, Eagle Rock
North Hollywood; Tio, kid; Compton, fool
Da Kurlzz and Shady Jeff: Inglewood!

Da Kurlzz: 818! 213! 310! 323!
LA, biatch!
Shady Jeff: ("LA, bitch")

Tha Producer: All you fags on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at
Da Kurlzz: (What?)
Tha Producer: Scene kids, ghetto stars, come on, grab your gats
Da Kurlzz: (Whats?)
Da Kurlzz and Tha Producer: At the World in Hollywood, drinking 40's in the hood
Tila, Tila, shake that ass like you know you should

Tha Producer: All you fags on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at
Da Kurlzz: (What?)
Tha Producer: Chad Crews getting bruised, now it's time to move
Da Kurlzz: (Hot damn!)
Da Kurlzz and Tha Producer: At the World in Hollywood, drinking 40's in the hood
Tila, Tila, shake that ass like you know you should

Shady Jeff: ("I cummed in her mouth...")

Original version[]

According to the official lyrics from the band's MySpace, Tha Producer originally screamed "Fuck you, Shady Jeff!" at the end of the song after Jeff says "I cummed in her mouth."

Personnel[]

Trivia[]

  • J-Dog stated in an interview with House of Blues that Charlie's line, "I grabbed my gat and got my hand stamped by Matt" was inspired from when Charlie pointed his gun at Da Kurlzz (Matt) after he didn't allow him to get into the club without paying the five dollars.
  • The line "My dick's got more friends than Tom" is a reference to the old owner of MySpace, Tom Anderson, who was the first "friend" everyone had.
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