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Bitches
Swan Songs Rarities EP
Length: 3:30
Released: 2005
Writers: Charlie Scene, Da Kurlzz, Deuce, Funny Man, J-Dog, Johnny 3 Tears
Producer: Deuce
Key: F minor
Tempo: 96 BPM
Album: Swan Songs
Swan Songs Rarities EP

Bitches was a song released by Hollywood Undead on their MySpace page sometime in 2005. It was planned to be released on Swan Songs, but never made it to the final cut. Instead, it was released on the band's second EP, Swan Songs Rarities EP. It was later featured on the collector's edition of Swan Songs.

Official Lyrics[]

Deuce: Bitches, I hope you know
Bitches, I hope you know

Charlie Scene and Deuce: Bitches, I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that, hoe
Baby, come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone

Bitches, I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that, hoe
Shorty, come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone

Funny Man: Yo, I'm up in the club and the party's jumping
Bitches passing by and they're eyeball-fucking
I'm drinking Cristal, now they're trying to kiss me
Saying "Funny Man, can you sign my titties?"
Now I got four bitches in the back of my Rover
The fantastic four are saying "Funny, can I blow ya?"
Three were preppy and one was scene
So three for me and one for Charlie

Charlie Scene: This girl's seventeen, now I'm a pedophile
Now she's showing me her tits, I think this girl's gone wild
I whipped out my dick and her jaw hit the floor
Acting like she never seen a magnum before
Deuce: ("Charlie!")
Charlie Scene: Turn off the lights and now I'm gonna film it
Turn on the night-vision like she's Paris Hilton
Funny Man walked in and said "chupa mi pito"
Then she munched on his dick like a macho burrito!
(Fuck yeah!)

Charlie Scene and Deuce: Bitches, I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that, hoe
Baby, come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone

Bitches, I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that, hoe
Shorty, come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone

Johnny 3 Tears: Now I'm Cadillaxing, candle-waxing
I like your fat ass, bitch, grab my jacket
And grab a taxi, get in the backseat
Fuck, suck, dick, lick; man, we nasty
Drive fast please 'cause this booze is not lasting
One too many shots and I seem to be passing
I think this chick is down, yeah, she's down for the threesome
I call the homie J just to see if he needs some

J-Dog: J-J-Just got back coming from the bar
Rubbing on this chickie's titties in the back of her car
B-But your first mistake, you said you liked my band
The second was you put my Undead dick in your hand
And I'm taking secret pics on my cellular phone
I got my fingers in places where they don't belong
Deuce: ("Wrong hole!")
J-Dog: Horny as fuck, pressing my luck!
Need my dick sucked so, bitch, give it up!
(Yeah!)

Charlie Scene and Deuce: Bitches, I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that, hoe
Baby, come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone

Bitches, I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that, hoe
Shorty, come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone

Let's both get faded 'cause you know that I want you
Let's both get naked, girl, you know that you want to
Baby, we can have a party tonight
I wanna hit it 'cause I know that it's tight
Baby, we can have a party tonight
I wanna hit it all night, all night, all night, all night

Bitches, I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that, hoe
Baby, come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here, let's bone

Bitches, I hope you know
I won't stop till I hit that, hoe
Shorty, come say hello
And get your drunk ass over here
Don't stop yet, I'm almost there
Get your drunk ass over here, let's bone

Background vocals[]

  • Deuce sings "turn off the lights" behind Charlie Scene.
  • J-Dog says "fuck, suck, dick, lick, oh!" behind Johnny 3 Tears.
  • Charlie Scene sings "down for the threesome" and "just to see if he needs some" behind Johnny 3 Tears.
  • Deuce sings "Undead" behind J-Dog on the line "the second one's you put my Undead dick in your hand".
  • Da Kurlzz and Funny Man shout "fuck," "luck," "sucked," and "bitch, give it up" behind J-Dog.

Personnel[]

Additional
  • Ben Grosse - mixing

Live version[]

When the song is performed live, the only instruments are the live drummer's drums played at three-fourths the tempo. It also features a different bridge and the chorus isn't sung after it. The lyrics to the alternate bridge are:

All: Give me some of that, that
That pussy
Give me some of that, that
That puss
Give me some of that, that
That pussy
Give me some of that, that
That puss

J-Dog also changes the lines "B-But your first mistake, you said you liked my band/The second one's you put my Undead dick in your hand" to "B-But her first mistake, she said she liked my band/The second one's she put my Undead dick in her hand".

Trivia[]

  • This song is referenced many times in Christmas in Hollywood:
    • The way J-Dog starts his verse by repeating the "j" sound is referenced, where he does the same thing at the start of his verse in that song.
    • Charlie Scene's scream of "fuck yeah!" at the end of his verse is also referenced, where he screams the same thing at the end of his verse in that song.
    • The line in this song, "I'm drinking Cristal, now they're trying to kiss me," is referenced in that song with the line "He asked for road head and started to kiss me."
  • Deuce imitates a random female on this song, like he does on Bottle and a Gun, No. 5, and Turn Off the Lights.
  • Johnny 3 Tears' line "fuck, suck, dick, lick, man, we nasty" was later referenced as a throwback in J-Dog's verse on Black Cadillac from V.
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